GoPro head mount, funny squirrel photobomb
GoPro head mount, funny squirrel photobomb

The Best Action Camera Head Mount for You (And My Many, Many Mistakes)

Look, I didn’t plan to become an accidental expert on the best action camera head mount options. But after three faceplants, one near-death experience with a low-hanging branch, and a very judgmental squirrel, here we are.

I’m writing this from my couch in Colorado, nursing a mild ego bruise and a very real coffee stain on my shirt. Let’s get into it.


Why You Should Trust Me (Or Not)

  • I own four head mounts (three more than any sane person needs).
  • I’ve tested them while:
    • Hiking (faceplant #1).
    • Mountain biking (branch incident).
    • Attempting yoga (do not recommend).
  • I still can’t parallel park, so take my opinions with a grain of salt.

The Contenders: Best Action Camera Head Mounts, Ranked by Chaos

1. The “I Swear This Won’t Fall Off” Strap

  • Pros: Lightweight, adjustable, looks cool (until you sweat through it).
  • Cons: Slipped mid-jump, filmed 30 seconds of sky before I noticed.
  • Personal Rating: 7/10 (would trust again, but with caution tape).
Blurry selfie, mid-fall, "Proof of betrayal" caption.
Blurry selfie, mid-fall, “Proof of betrayal” caption.

2. The “I’m Basically a Cyborg Now” Rig

  • Pros: Super secure, won’t budge even if you trip over a root (tested).
  • Cons: Makes you look like a low-budget Terminator.
  • Personal Rating: 9/10 (function over fashion, folks).

3. The “Why Is This So Expensive?” Luxury Option

  • Pros: Feels like a cloud hugging your forehead.
  • Cons: Costs more than my first car (a 2003 Corolla, RIP).
  • Personal Rating: 6/10 (great, but my wallet cried).

Final Verdict: Best Action Camera Head Mount for You?

If you’re cheap and reckless like me, go for #1. If you’re paranoid about gravity, #2. If you’re made of money, #3 (can we be friends?).

Pro Tip: Always check for squirrels.


TL;DR (Because I Rambled)

  • Tested head mounts. Fell a lot.
  • Your best bet depends on how much you trust physics.
  • Squirrels are silent critics.

What’s your worst head mount fail? (Don’t leave me hanging—misery loves company.)


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Now go film something cool. Or at least funny.